I can help you. And by you I mean me (to help you).

Hello. Breathe. And breathe good. For you are on your way to a happier you. Go on say it! ‘ME!’.

First off, the work place.
You know when you just feel like your boss sucks? You just want to run outside and scream about how your boss is always bossing you around? I’m like ‘No, I don’t want to get the Whitehead report done by Friday. Now get out. And don’t come back until YOU have done it. Good bye.’.

Now, the home place.
You know when you just feel like your boyfriend is no good or your girlfriend is also no good? Yeah? Yeah, I’m not really sure what to do about that. That is a serious problem affecting millions of people around the country. This is one problem best left to the professionals.

N! O! T!

Then, the various places in between work and home.
Commuting can be difficult when you’re a single mum with one foot in the homestead and one in a massive lump of cement. Kids nowadays have increasing access to industrial quantities of building apparatus and they are not afraid to use them. How does one get to work? It can be a literal mine field. Tick tick tick… BROOM eh housewives? No, but there are a number of serious issues relating to women in the workplace. Statistics show that as many as fifteen people have been tickled by the idea of being thirsty and needing a wee at the same time. I just don’t understand how that is remotely remarkable.

So, it’s that time again:

Time to…

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James, London

Taxes are our money! Also, who took us to Iraq in teh first place! Err, kettles and pots me thinks
Matt, Essex

In Iceland we generate the majority of our energy using ALL green.
Jhorgen, Iceland

Bankers bonuses.
Jane, Edinburgh

Another great post!
Raph, London

The repeal of the corn laws.
David, Manchester

This is exactly what the Nazis said in 1939.
Sarah, Bucks