… you filthy animal.
Largely a plagiary of Grey’s.
Largely a plagiary of de Zurbaran.
Largely a plagiary of Velazquez.
No, but seriously, I wish you all well.
Love to all my fellow world citizens,
xxx
The Church of England’s ruling synod has decided that all bishops must be at least 20% Jew, but there are further steps to take before they can be ordained.
Despite criticisms that this was ‘almost as stupid as Christianity itself’ mad churchey types everywhere agreed that the current system was anti-Semitic.
Rowan Williams remarked ‘if it’s good enough for Jesus it’s good enough for bishop[s]’, to which newly bishopped Aaron Adelstein replied ‘Jesus? That tawdry street performer?’.
Since the Catholic church allowed a non-celibate Muslim, ‘Randy’ Rawahah, to be The Pope last yeah the Church of England has been under increasing pressure from pressure group’s such as Steven Spielberg’s ‘The Church of Hitler more like’. This follows Spielberg’s recent revelation that the Ralph Fiennes character in Schindler’s List was actually a subtle allegory of The Church of England.
But while this flippant parody fizzles out it is important to stress that there are arguments on both sides… of the argument:
If The Church of England can’t be racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Semite, idiotic,… etc, who can be?
I’m satired of this shit,
A rather risqué look at the current intellectual malaise. I’m basically having a go at offending as many people as I possibly can with this one. That’s right I am showing a wholesale lack of respect for Jesus Christ, Mohammed (first name?), and Richard Dawkins.
Alternatively it might just be rather crass and banal. You decide.
Have a good weekend,
Update:
Just thought that Dawkins comes off best because he isn’t homophobic. But rest assured I do find him an old bore. I mean literally stop going on about it. Change the record!