Just because you’re no longer MP for Redditch doesn’t mean you still don’t care about issues. On the contrary, you live an exciting life of stuff that happens to you and others.
See you round,
XOXO
Tag Archives: cartoons
Man Dog VII
To whom it may concern,
Sayonara, baby (translation of “Hasta la vista, baby” in Spanish Terminator 2 over-dub),
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Bonus material - Philosophical Investigations Method Section in devastating high definition audio
As part of a scheme to promote my forthcoming Edinburgh show, I am releasing an audio recording of last year’s show, Philosophical Investigations. I’m releasing it in six parts. This week, it is the method section:
[audio: http://www.raphshirley.com/media/PhilosophicalInvestigations/Section2.mp3]Or download it for your mp3 player here.
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Ahmad Lotfi Ashtiani launches internet cartoon competition
Emergency extra blog post.
I just read this in the Guardian.
Iranian MP, Ahmad Lotfi Ashtiani, took offence to a cartoon by Mahmoud Shokraye. The cartoonist was then sentenced to 25 lashes for the crime. Ashtiani has therefore, in playing with the serpents tail, effectively challenged the global internet to produce as foul a portrait as possible.
Here is my humble offering.
Yours faithfully,
Man dog VI
Prey
‘Why is everybody so serious!’
A bear at McDonalds
Just imagine it!
Merry Christmas…
… you filthy animal.
1) The past as at 1AD
Largely a plagiary of Grey’s.
2) The present as at 1AD
Largely a plagiary of de Zurbaran.
3) The future as at 1AD
Largely a plagiary of Velazquez.
No, but seriously, I wish you all well.
Love to all my fellow world citizens,
xxx
I’ve done a poo and it’s really important
I’ve done a poo and it’s really important.
I did a poo and it was really important,
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P.S.
The blogger
in the mind of the blogger with blogger for comparison.
Your modest and impressively self-aware friend,
The disgusting nature and exploits of the rose
In which I set forth the vulgar behaviour of the garden rose and ask that we reconsider our love affair with it lest we be dragged into the filth along with.
One doesn’t need to invent devils to witness the true horror of the world. One need only look in the garden to see the murder and chaos. The bleak terror of the roses’ perverse interspecies sex acts. The red light to young insect. The invitation to oblivion. And mine own heart is drawn by the flower whores. I have taken from the cup of nature and had my soul torn.
And it is science that has revealed these nightmares of the universe. The harlots! The mistresses of thorn, seducers of bee, and ruin of man. Off with her dead head!
Your humble advisor,
Man Dog V
Thanks ever so much and sorry very much too,
It said yes!
Your presence will never be associated with honour.
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Cheers,
D.A.D. X
Dad And Dangerous. We are all only too familiar with the problem of problem youths being problematic. Well, DAD X couldn’t take it no more. He has therefore gone well and truly berserk.
Love from
xxx
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Ta,
A cultural relic
To be fair, why was it your friend in the first place?
TB or not TB, that is the question facing agricultural ministers.
Cheers,
Doubting Thomas
The first conspiracy theorist.
Cheers,
The sinister spectre
Sorry this was a bit slow off the press. I keep meaning to get round to doing one about the wedding of Egbert and Redburga.
Good bye,
Rail rage
We’ve all been there.
Cheers,
Pumping iron
Cheers,