Category Archives: cartoons
More man more dog
Man with dog
Bhagavad Gita
He might just be a clever guy who has worked hard and done well. But he might just be the evil master of things.
You decide,
Our closest relative
In primitive cultures they believe the sun is a giant ball of ‘gas’ in ‘space’. We know that it is in fact a yellow circle ‘in’ the sky. The savages say that the earth goes around the sun when in actual fact the sun goes across the sky. Literally look out of your window you morons.
Good night,
Cosmopolitan
10 signs he’s interested:
1) You are currently having sex. etc…
Your body confidence – stripped bare
Want to know what men really think? We’ve been getting real guys to confess all. It’s time to get inside the mind of… Hegel.
Have a good week,
Grand designs
Dear Grand Designs team,
I have designed what I believe to be the perfect house. As you are no doubt aware, this is a significant and historical turning point and I am sure you will be keen to check over the blueprints (above). Please call me ASAP RE getting this show on the road.
Also, I request that you destroy Kevin McCloud. He is not appropriate for this project.
I await,
Brown
Gordon Brown you beautiful man. Oh, I love you yes. But we scorned you so. Now I want you back. You darling. My darling. Brown darling.
I want your sex. And your politics too. Oh you. Brown you.
Wasn’t he a sweety,
Disquirrelation
Animals can be prejudiced too.
We will remember them.
Robot olympics
Them robots out to get every one of us. Watch yo’ back they after you too.
Seriously, they are a cause for some concern.
Jesus et. al.
A rather risqué look at the current intellectual malaise. I’m basically having a go at offending as many people as I possibly can with this one. That’s right I am showing a wholesale lack of respect for Jesus Christ, Mohammed (first name?), and Richard Dawkins.
Alternatively it might just be rather crass and banal. You decide.
Have a good weekend,
Update:
Just thought that Dawkins comes off best because he isn’t homophobic. But rest assured I do find him an old bore. I mean literally stop going on about it. Change the record!
What’s the hottest part of the sun?
The core.
Rupert Murdoch may be a nice guy under it all.
Lets be honest, I have no feminist credentials,
George
George Osborne may be a nice guy under it all.
Have a good weekend,
Gravity
I’m hoping this will be the first in a series of educational/inspirational videos.
Thanks for watching,
Mappa Mundi
This is my attempt to schematically layout everything that is the case. Inspired (slightly embarrassingly) by the recent BBC4 documentary about maps. You might say it is slightly ambitious to try to summarise the lot of it. You should see my graphical representation of what is not the case!
The middle represents our current position in space and time. Below that goes further into the past and above it goes further away in space. Raph’s projection!
Oh dear,
Petty Gossip
A rather irreverent sweep at a couple of religious nut jobs.
They’re people too you know
A satirical, topical, political sweep at Mr Gordon Brown, Mr David Cameron, and Mr George Osborne.
