Hardcore gamers like myself have long debated that great quandary; is there such a thing as the perfect gaming mouse? Well, I’m sorry to say to the doubters (not mentioning any names SexyPete99) this IS it:

Figure 1. The CYBORG R.A.T. 9 Gaming Mouse, £84.99. Taken from benchmarkreviews.com.

Whether committing acts of violent murder in It’s Genuinely A Crime: Las Vegas or worser [sic] travesties such as spell checking “Lady Gargar” (not mentioning any names SexyPete99) this mouse gives you all the support you need.

Oh yes,

An excerpt from World of Warcraft online voice chat system:

Me: ‘Why did you buy industrial whisky…you idiot’

SexyPete99: ‘pardon’

beat

Me: ‘I said why did you buy industrial whisky…you idiot’